Novinite.com reports that the Daily Mail who reports that Pravda in Russia reports that Moskovsky Komsomolets reported the following bizarre story. And they say I don't give credit for other people's stories!!
Huge silicone breast saves woman from husband's knife.
Moscow surgeons have operated the woman, who had been attacked by her own husband. The man stabbed his wife in the heart, but the knife stuck in the woman's silicone breast, which saved her life.
The bizarre story about a new function of silicone breasts - body armor - took place in the family of a 40-year-old female Muscovite.
The woman had a fight with her husband, and the man grabbed a knife in a fit of anger, the Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper wrote with reference to plastic surgeon Sergei Blokhin.
The family fight would have ended with the woman's death if it had not been for her silicone implants.
According to the surgeon, the woman's husband asked his wife to enlarge her breasts five years ago. The woman agreed. The surgeon examined the woman carefully and offered to try size four implants. The client happily accepted the offer. During the fight, the man stabbed his wife in the left breast. He was apparently trying to kill her since he was targeting the heart. However, the knife did not even reach the thorax because of the large breast implant.
The medics used state-of-the-art implants filled with gel-like silicon. The content of the implant did not leak, and the breast preserved its original shape.
The woman went to the clinic again after the incident and had her implant replaced with a new one.
Novinite.com report that the implants originated from Bulgaria. Good news at least! So ladies, if you are married to a psychopath you know what to do. Don't get divorced get bigger breasts
This story reminded me of another similar breast-saving dice with death. In 2006, a Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact.
Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.
A police expert explained: "The implants worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage." He did, however, add: "They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."
Now some people would gratuitously take advantage of these stories and find some tasteless YouTube videos of exploding breasts just to make fun of a tragic situation. Not Sofia Notes. We have some integrity........
Showing posts with label Believe it or Not. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Believe it or not! MP's wife steals lover's pussy
From the BBC:
The wife of a Liberal Democrat MP has been convicted of stealing a kitten from the home of her husband's lover.
Christine Hemming, 53, whose husband John is MP for Birmingham Yardley, was found guilty of burglary at Birmingham Crown Court. She was filmed on CCTV removing the kitten, called Beauty, from the Birmingham home of Emily Cox last year.
The kitten was owned by the four-year-old daughter the MP had with Ms Cox. It has not been found since it was filmed being removed on 29 September 2010.
Mrs Hemming, from Moseley, Birmingham, married Mr Hemming in 1981 after they met at a conference in Bridlington. She told the three-day trial her husband had had 26 liaisons since they married and that he finally left their marital home three days before the theft.
She told the court she was dropping off post at the house in Church Road, Moseley, after arguing with her husband on the phone and did not know there was a cat there. "I left holding a kitten - there is no doubt about that - but I have no recollection of picking the kitten up." She also said she had tried to return the animal when she realised she had it by slotting it under the fence of a house in a street in Ms Cox's neighbourhood.
Isn't it amazing the trouble that a little pussy can bring!!??
Christine Hemming, 53, whose husband John is MP for Birmingham Yardley, was found guilty of burglary at Birmingham Crown Court. She was filmed on CCTV removing the kitten, called Beauty, from the Birmingham home of Emily Cox last year.
The kitten was owned by the four-year-old daughter the MP had with Ms Cox. It has not been found since it was filmed being removed on 29 September 2010.
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| The Pussy & Mrs Henning |
She told the court she was dropping off post at the house in Church Road, Moseley, after arguing with her husband on the phone and did not know there was a cat there. "I left holding a kitten - there is no doubt about that - but I have no recollection of picking the kitten up." She also said she had tried to return the animal when she realised she had it by slotting it under the fence of a house in a street in Ms Cox's neighbourhood.
Isn't it amazing the trouble that a little pussy can bring!!??
Friday, September 30, 2011
Believe it or not! Man drops child while trying to catch baseball.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Believe it or not! Millionaires don't vote for tax increases.
Following President Obama's announcement of his plan to increase taxes on the wealthy, attention turns to that Bastion of the Ordinary People, The US Congress. Here, the Representatives of Joe the Plumber (where is Joe dePlumber now.....not plumbing, I guess?), Tea Drinkers and Law Makers will artfully combine and try to negotiate (tee hee) this proposal out of existence.
But just how representative are the representatives? How many Joe the Electricians, Carpenters, Farmers, Builders and Carpenters are their in Congress? Ok, so we know the answer but let's have a look anyway. Just for fun.......
The diagram below shows the relative net worth of ordinary Americans and ordinary Members of Congress (or the RRs - Representatives of the Rich!).
In November last year Center for Responsive Politics reported:
Despite a stubbornly sour national economy, congressional members’ personal wealth collectively increased by more than 16 percent between 2008 and 2009. Nearly half of them -- 261 -- are millionaires, a slight increase from the previous year. That compares to about 1 percent of Americans.
And of these congressional millionaires, 55 have an average calculated wealth in 2009 of $10 million or more, with eight in the $100 million-plus range.
“Few federal lawmakers must grapple with the financial ills -- unemployment, loss of housing, wiped out savings -- that have befallen millions of Americans,” said Sheila Krumholz, the Center for Responsive Politics’ executive director. “Congressional representatives on balance rank among the wealthiest of wealthy Americans and boast financial portfolios that are all but unattainable for most of their constituents.”
In 2009, the median wealth of a U.S. House member stood at $765,010, up from $645,503 in 2008. The median wealth of a U.S. senator was nearly $2.38 million, up from $2.27 million in 2008. For all members of Congress regardless of chamber, median wealth in 2009 reached $911,510, up from $785,515 in 2008.
So there ya have it. The millionaires are going to vote to increase their own taxes. Em........ don't hold your breath! There's a saying in my country though. You get what you vote for..........
But just how representative are the representatives? How many Joe the Electricians, Carpenters, Farmers, Builders and Carpenters are their in Congress? Ok, so we know the answer but let's have a look anyway. Just for fun.......
The diagram below shows the relative net worth of ordinary Americans and ordinary Members of Congress (or the RRs - Representatives of the Rich!).
In November last year Center for Responsive Politics reported:
Despite a stubbornly sour national economy, congressional members’ personal wealth collectively increased by more than 16 percent between 2008 and 2009. Nearly half of them -- 261 -- are millionaires, a slight increase from the previous year. That compares to about 1 percent of Americans.
And of these congressional millionaires, 55 have an average calculated wealth in 2009 of $10 million or more, with eight in the $100 million-plus range.
“Few federal lawmakers must grapple with the financial ills -- unemployment, loss of housing, wiped out savings -- that have befallen millions of Americans,” said Sheila Krumholz, the Center for Responsive Politics’ executive director. “Congressional representatives on balance rank among the wealthiest of wealthy Americans and boast financial portfolios that are all but unattainable for most of their constituents.”
In 2009, the median wealth of a U.S. House member stood at $765,010, up from $645,503 in 2008. The median wealth of a U.S. senator was nearly $2.38 million, up from $2.27 million in 2008. For all members of Congress regardless of chamber, median wealth in 2009 reached $911,510, up from $785,515 in 2008.
So there ya have it. The millionaires are going to vote to increase their own taxes. Em........ don't hold your breath! There's a saying in my country though. You get what you vote for..........
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Believe it or not! I need a stiff drink!
From the BBC:
Two US men face charges in Denver for allegedly driving around with the body of a friend after discovering him dead.
The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said. Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, are charged with identity theft, criminal impersonation and abuse of a corpse.
The strip club the classy chums visited is called Shotgun Willies. They have an equally classy website which you can visit here. You can visited their virtual strip club as a bonus!
Jarrett was pronounced dead at home in Denver after the 28 August incident. The cause of death is not currently known, with police saying the results of toxicology tests may not be available for several weeks.
Apparently, Young and Rubinson told police that they needed a stiff drink...... Anyway, to cheer up Mark and Robert here's Warren Zevon's song "Things to do in Denver when your're dead". I don't think Jeffrey can be cheered up at this stage.
"I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone
I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone
'Cause I got some weird ideas in my head
About things to do in Denver when you're dead"
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| The Trailer Boys: Young and Rubinson |
The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said. Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, are charged with identity theft, criminal impersonation and abuse of a corpse.
The strip club the classy chums visited is called Shotgun Willies. They have an equally classy website which you can visit here. You can visited their virtual strip club as a bonus!
Jarrett was pronounced dead at home in Denver after the 28 August incident. The cause of death is not currently known, with police saying the results of toxicology tests may not be available for several weeks.
Apparently, Young and Rubinson told police that they needed a stiff drink...... Anyway, to cheer up Mark and Robert here's Warren Zevon's song "Things to do in Denver when your're dead". I don't think Jeffrey can be cheered up at this stage.
"I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone
I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone
'Cause I got some weird ideas in my head
About things to do in Denver when you're dead"
Friday, September 16, 2011
Believe it or not!
This is a video of an accident involving a motorcyclist in Utah, USA which was recorded earlier this week. It has caused a bit of a stir. Watch the guy in the suit who looks on throughout the video and doesn't appear to help. What do you expect? He's a manager! He doesn't know what to do! Probably wanted to have a meeting.
The other disturbing thing is the reaction of the guy (I think he's called Chris Garff) who recorded the video. After the first 100 OMGs, he decides that the best way for him to help is to call the newspapers. Great! Classy guy. For all he knew the motorcyclist was dead. As it turned out, he survived. What a fucked up world.
The other disturbing thing is the reaction of the guy (I think he's called Chris Garff) who recorded the video. After the first 100 OMGs, he decides that the best way for him to help is to call the newspapers. Great! Classy guy. For all he knew the motorcyclist was dead. As it turned out, he survived. What a fucked up world.
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