Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Believe It Or Not: Bigger Bulgarian Breasts Baffle Brutal Brute

Novinite.com reports that the Daily Mail who reports that Pravda in Russia reports that Moskovsky Komsomolets reported the following bizarre story. And they say I don't give credit for other people's stories!!

Huge silicone breast saves woman from husband's knife.

Moscow surgeons have operated the woman, who had been attacked by her own husband. The man stabbed his wife in the heart, but the knife stuck in the woman's silicone breast, which saved her life. The bizarre story about a new function of silicone breasts - body armor - took place in the family of a 40-year-old female Muscovite.

The woman had a fight with her husband, and the man grabbed a knife in a fit of anger, the Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper wrote with reference to plastic surgeon Sergei Blokhin. The family fight would have ended with the woman's death if it had not been for her silicone implants.

According to the surgeon, the woman's husband asked his wife to enlarge her breasts five years ago. The woman agreed. The surgeon examined the woman carefully and offered to try size four implants. The client happily accepted the offer.  During the fight, the man stabbed his wife in the left breast. He was apparently trying to kill her since he was targeting the heart. However, the knife did not even reach the thorax because of the large breast implant. The medics used state-of-the-art implants filled with gel-like silicon. The content of the implant did not leak, and the breast preserved its original shape. The woman went to the clinic again after the incident and had her implant replaced with a new one.

Novinite.com report that the implants originated from Bulgaria. Good news at least! So ladies, if you are married to a psychopath you know what to do. Don't get divorced get bigger breasts

This story reminded me of another similar breast-saving dice with death. In 2006, a Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact.

Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported. A police expert explained: "The implants worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage." He did, however, add: "They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

Now some people would gratuitously take advantage of these stories and find some tasteless YouTube videos of exploding breasts just to make fun of a tragic situation. Not Sofia Notes. We have some integrity........



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