I see Ricky Gervais has been upsetting the Hollywood glitterati at the Golden Globes. Here are some notable quotes. There was also some remark about Hugh Hefner and the "Walking Dead", which sounds fair enough. Anyway, it doesn't look as though he'll be presenting the Oscars.......what a shame! Well done Ricky! Surely Tom Cruise isn't gay? Is he? No.....
"It's gonna be a night of partying and heavy drinking … or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast"
"I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has?"
"Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it's not 1975"
"Nothing for Sex and the City 2? I was sure the Golden Globes special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster. Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza"
"I Love You Phillip Morris stars Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous scientologists … probably, my lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke"
"Please welcome Aston Kutcher's dad, Bruce Willis!
"He's the star of Iron Man, Two Girls and a Guy, Wonderboys. Sorry, are these porn films? Kiss Kiss (Bang Bang), Bowfinger. Really! Up the Academy. He has done all those films, but many of you in this room probably know [Robert Downey Jr.] from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angles County Jail"
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